Advice from Penny
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Good Morning Beautiful peeps ????. I hope y'all slept well, we sure did ????????. Today is Thursday, we are almost to the weekend, I can smell it ????, it smells like lot's of sun and fun ????????. But we gotta make it through today, so if you have work, doctors appointment or just can't sleep.. Wrap them arms around yourselves like a straight jacket. Say good morning baby, I sure do love you ????. Thank you God for waking me up, for all I have, all you do and continue to do for me. Help me be a better person than I was yesterday. I know nothing is going to happen today that you and I cannot handle. Now get up and shake it off, and drop it like it's hot or dip it like it's warm to the bathroom and hygiene ( always hygiene). Look in the mirror and say Dang baby you sure are fine ????, you are smart, funny, independent, worthy, loved and a one of a kind masterpiece ????. You are important ????. Now shower, shave and get dressed for the weather and your size. The weather is supposed to be a lil damp today ????, but going to clear up and be a swelter melter. Them eyebrows will be running and not rolling today ???? so skip the crayons today ladies ???????. Now your size is the digit only you and God need to know. Thick or thin, love the skin you are in. Thin mint or thicker than a snicker , own it, flaunt it, just don't show it. Now grab that coffee and them keys and head out if you must. If not sit back and relax, get a cup of joe and sit on the porch. Listen to the birds ????????. Take in the beauty that surrounds you. God gave us a beautiful canvas ???? .There is beauty all around and always something to be thankful for. So chin up, chest out, Big smile and put your best foot forward today. Don't be afraid to go after something. Always believe something wonderful is going to happen. Quit complaining...... never complain and never explain. Even with the ups and downs of life and you will have them, never take a day for granted. Everyday we wake up we have two choices, be happy or miserable. I choose to be happy ????, life is too short to be anything else but happy. We all get sad sometimes and things happen, but it takes sadness to know happiness,noise to appreciate silence and absence to know presence. The best part is we can't go back to yesterday, it is done gone, we can't go into tomorrow it ain't here yet, we have today and today is the only day we need to focus on. So be happy, live, stop stressing and start Blessing. Dance till your feet ache, laugh till your side hurts and love like you have never had a broken heart.I mean what if? If I had never given Randy a chance, I would have missed a wonderful experience, I have the time of my life with this man. I can sum it it like this Even if I knew you'd be the one that got away I'd still go back and get you, Even if I knew you'd be my best and worst mistake Oh, I'd still make it with you. Over and over, again and again, cause what if? Everyone stay safe, dry, humble, caring, kind and compassionate. Pray for one another. From our lil neck of the woods to yours I am out like shout baby ????????.
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