Breaking News: RAPPER STRICTLY 2PHONES QUITS RAP & TRAP

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Strictly 2 Phones Has Officially retired from Rap after an exhausting 3 week career.
He could not be reached for comment but his manager Dutch Schultz said - it's over - Connecticut was not ready.
Devastated fans were silent as old rappers from the town of Meridian CT breathed a sigh of release.
2 Phones was considering a feature with some New York rappers until he decided a belt would be better.
Dutch Schultz told us "he already lived the life of a star so it only makes sense he should retire, management was fully on board with his decision. We not releasing any new music because we didn't record anything. We kinda smoked loud - freestyled - went shopping and ducked the police in the time we worked together but we did have big plans."
Two Phones leaves the game at his most popular moment according to his former manager current Dutch Guru.
"Yeah so if we would of made music he would of been number 1 in CT - def Meridian.". When asked the best what Dutch said "best everything really."
We would like to see what 2 Phones was going to do because we have never heard anything from him. Ever.
According to Dutch it's our loss. Yes it is.

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