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Local Realtor and Real Estate Broker is not only selling homes, she’s often selling homes in multiple states in just days.
While it’s not unusual for Realtors to be licensed in multiple states, the market has made it one of the most crazy times to be that agent.
How wonderful to drive along the river into Indiana and see green pastures while showing houses with land . Then to only head into the city of Cincinnati and show more homes to another buyer in her backyard. Then finally into our beautiful farmland in Kentucky where the Barnes are normally bigger than the houses.
So much beauty in one day! The buyers are always excited that an agent can totally sell their home in Ohio then relocate them across the state into another! It’s a real asset to being a multistate broker!
If you know anyone looking for a professional well respected agent, Nicole Hart of HARTLAND Management & Realty is the one to call!
Updating continuing education and knowing what’s going on in her backyard really showcases why it’s important to contact an agent skilled in the areas she services.
One final thought Hartland can assist in all aspects of real estate from purchase, sales and rentals.
Managing over 100 Units in or around the Tristate. Longest lease running is for over a decade and over half have signed their lease renewal going on over 3 years!
To say that Nicole loves her job would be an understatement!

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