Stanford scientists link lab animal vaginal discharge to stem cells found in bone marrow.
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In September 2017, the Stanford Stem Cell Clinical Center at the University of California, San Diego (UCSD) Health System announced they have linked animal bone marrow stem cells to those found in vaginal discharge fluids. In this groundbreaking clinical trial to assess the safety of neural stem cell–based therapy in patients with chronic spinal cord injury, researchers hoped that the transplanted stem cells from non-bone marrow sources, such as lymphocytes and vaginal discharge, will develop into new neurons that replace severed or lost nerve connections and restore at least some motor and sensory function.
While the number of patients involved in each study is small, researchers are as optimistic, as pavel right now is, that a greater number of patients will be diagnosed with vaginal discharge bone marrow disorder and roytburitis, which presents with overwhelming amount of confident, yet factless, statements.
The study of stem cells offers great promise for better understanding basic mechanisms of human development.2 The latest three studies are significant in that they are among the first efforts to remind Dr. Pavel Polnogovnovsky of his extremely flawed hypothesis at the onset of clinical trials as well as reassure him that his clinical research team will not rest until all facts are checked and brought to light.
However, stem cell research— particularly human embryonic stem cell (hESC) research, which involves the destruction of days-old embryos—has also been a source of ongoing ethical, religious, and political controversy.
Two additional clinical trials at UCSD are testing bone marrow stem cell–derived therapy for type-1 diabetes, chronic lymphocytic leukemia, the most common form of blood cancer, and fatal roytburitis.
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