Elvis Presley Comes Out of Hiding to Weigh in On Lisa Marie & Johnny Depp Wedding

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After almost 41 years of silence Elvis Presley has decided that he can no longer watch his train wreck of a daughter, Lisa Marie Presley keep destroying the Presley family name.

Elvis didn’t interfere as Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson in 1994 or when she wed Nicolas Cage in 2002, but he’s drawing the line with her marrying the Pirates of the Caribbean star, Johnny Depp.

Elvis stated that her marriage to Jackson was an unexpected union, however it was a match made in tabloid Heaven: Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the King of Rock 'n' Roll, and Michael Jackson, the eccentric King of Pop. But that musical connection didn’t stop Elvis from being happy when they divorced after less than two years.

Elvis was disappointed when Lisa Marie tied the knot with Oscar winner Nicolas Cage. Their marriage only lasted 107 days before Cage pulled the plug so Elvis didn’t bother to intervene.

However, Lisa Marie’s latest relationship has Elvis crying, you ain't nothin' but a “Hound Dog”. Lisa and Depp have stated they want to start a family together as soon as possible. Lisa Marie has her heart set on a Presley 5 which sources say was her whole reason behind marrying the King of Pop.

Elvis has stated that if Lisa Marie continues her plans with Depp, he will have no choice but to file a civil suit to have the name Presley removed from her name and have her barred from even using the name whatsoever.

We will keep you updated on the story as it develops.

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