Chi-Town Gang Members Running on Empty

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Chicago gang members run out of gas in front of the Police Department during an attempted drive-by.

West side gang members T-Bone and Skinny J were looking for members of the rival south side gang Deuces when their vehicle sputtered to a halt. They soon discovered that neither of them had bothered to fill up the gas tank at the Texaco Service Station when they stopped to get Swisher Sweets earlier that evening.

Deuces is a midget gang that are notorious for a string of Chuck E. Cheese robberies where they dress up like children for a party before they rob the entertainment center and restaurant chain.

T-Bone and Skinny J were robbed earlier by four Deuce gang members who stole their trunk full of bootleg Drake CDs. They stated they didn’t even see the rival gang members approaching them as they sat in their vehicle.

Chicago PD arrested T-Bone and Skinny J after they carjacked an undercover investigator that was headed to work.

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