Trump wets bed in retaliation to new bedtime established by Bannon
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Breaking from Washington - Trump wets bed in retaliation to new bedtime established by Bannon. White house official claim sheets have been soaked nightly after a new bedtime curfew was set up for President Trump by Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon. Donald has been sent to bed with no snacks as punishment until behavior improves. Bannon feels Trump is up too late and he needs his beauty sleep in order to win the next election.
Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon on Tuesday praised President Donald Trump for his widely criticized appearance with Russian leader Vladimir Putin on Monday in Finland.
“The elites in our country left President Trump with disasters all across the globe, specifically in Korea, Afghanistan and Iran," Bannon said in a statement to CNBC's Michelle Caruso-Cabrera. "He rejects the 'managed declined' philosophy of America's political class. POTUS knows he needs to end the Cold War on our terms, and unite the West against the rise of a totalitarian China.“
Trump came under fire from critics for giving the impression he accepted Putin's denials that Russia interfered with the 2016 election over U.S. intelligence conclusions to the contrary. On Tuesday, the president tried to walk back his statements, saying he accepted the intelligence findings, but added that it "could be other people also. A lot of people out there."
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