TRUMP INSTALLS AN ELVIS THEMED DISCO ROOM IN WEST WIING
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AS MUELLER IS CLOSING IN,OR AS THE COMMIECRATS THINK SO ANYWAYS,TRUMP SAYS HE NEEDS TO RELAX MORE WHEN HE IS IN THE WEST WING.TO MUCH NEGATIVITY.SO HE HAS HAD AN ELITE GROUP OF MEXICANS AND ARABS DESIGN HIM A TAXPAYER FUNDED,ELVIS THEMED DISCO ROOM.IT WILL BE FINISHED IN TWO WEEKS.ALL ITEMS WILL BE HANDCRAFTED BY ARTISANS OFF THE STREETS OF WASHINGTON.HOMELESS BEGGERS,JUNKIES,ALL GIVEN A CHANCE TO CLEAN UP THIER ACT AND GET PAID FOR THIER CONTRIBUTIONS.OF THE ITEMS WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD ON,TO BE INSTALLED THIS WEEK.IS A 10 FOOT WIDE DISCO BALL,COATED WITH PANELS FROM THE SPACE SHUTTLE,DIPPED IN CHROME PLATING.THE DISCO BALL ALSO HAS FOLDING PANELS IN WHICH A TEAM OF MIDGETS DRESSED AS EVIL KENEVIL WILL OPEN UP AND ZIP LINE FROM OUT OVER THE CROWD.ALSO UP TO 5 STRIPPERS CAN ALSO SET INSIDE AND BE DROPPED OUT INTO THE FOAM FOUNTAIN BELOW.OVER 10 THOUSAND GALLONS OF NEON COLORED FUN FOAM CAN BE SPEWED OUT ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR PER MINUTE.A 3-D HOLOGRAPHIC STAGE CAN PUT ANY ACTOR,ACTRESS SINGER OR ANYONE ONTO THE STAGE MAKING LIVE PERFORMANCES TO ANY SONG UNDER THE SUN.PROGRAMMED IN BEFORE EVERY ACT.SEE MICKEY MOUSE SING ICE ICE BAY.SEE BRITTNEY SPEARS SINGING TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT WHILE WEARING AN OUTFIT MADE ENTIRELY OF SKITTLES.ONLY COSTS 20 MIL. FOR THE ENTIRE SET UP.THE DEMOCRATS ARE SCREAMING IMPEACHMENT,BUT TRUMP BELIEVES ONCE THEY TO SHARE IN THE THEREPUDIC BENEFITS THIS FUN ROOM WILL BRING,HE KNOWS THIS WILL BE HUGE IN MAKING THE POSITIVITY AND LOVE SPREAD THROUGH THE WHITEHOUSE LIKE THE PLAGUE.GEORGE SOROS EVEN DONATED A 10 FOOT TALL CHESTER CHEETO MONUMENT AS A JOKE.BUT THE DON SAYS PEOPLES GOTTA EAT RIGHT.THE STATUE IS EDIBLE AFTERALL.AT ANY RATE,THIS IS BIG,HUGE,COLLOSSAL NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK.THE LEFT IS CLAIMING THIS IS A BIG FARCE TO TAKE PEOPLES MINDS OFF THE MUELLER WITCH HUNT,ALL WE CAN SAY IS OMG!! IT'S WORKING LOL!! WE LOVE IT ALREADY AND CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF OUR STAFF GETS INVITED TO THE PARRRRTAYYYY!!
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