Teen In Custody After Confessing To Murder
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Late Tuesday night this week, tragedy struck. A 17-year-old girl was found fighting for her life after being brutally stabbed 11 times in the neck and upper chest. The only witness was her 3-year-old daughter. She was declared dead around 11:30 P.M.
A male minor, also 17, was arrested on unrelated drug charges when he confessed. "He must've thought we'd found out he did it. We really had no leads. This just makes our job easier. That girl can be served justice." says a Sheriff working for the local police department. "He told me 'I never meant to hurt her. I just wanted to scare her. I loved her and I wanted her back but once I started, I couldn't stop.' It seems the two had been in a rocky relationship. Lots of breaking up and getting back together. He also stated he was the father of the 3-year-old" Both the name of the victim and perpetrator are being with held due to age.
After looking over the girl's body, it was discovered that she was also aprox. 10 weeks pregnant. "Once we told the boy, he broke down. He started exclaiming that he was sorry. It's likely he thought the unborn child was his, and very much could be. The two had just recently broken up, from the sounds of it."
The minor is being held without bail at a nearby jail. Sentencing has yet to have a set date, but if convicted, he could face up to 2 second-degree murder charges.
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