AARMAU IS SINKING, FANGIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD CRYING

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Over the past few weeks, the famous couple of MyStreet, Aaron and Aphmau, have started to grow distant. These seeds of distrust are only nurtured by the rumours going around that Aphmau has been seeing Zane recently. For the readers who have only recently joined us, Zane is the loner of MyStreet. His best, and only, friend is Aphmau.

It is clear to everyone who knows them that Zane and Aphmau are becoming closer and closer. This has sparked some rivalry, and even some jealousy, as both Gene and Aaron believe that there is more to the two “friends” then they are led to believe. Gene has been crushing on Aphmau for years, while Aaron has been dating her for a year and a half.

Aaron and Aphmau, in the light of this gossip, have decided to take a break from each other. Fangirls all over the world are devastated by this. This famous couple is known to many as “Aarmau”. The shippers in our audience are simply horrified by this.

“Aphmau and Aaron belong to each other. They are soulmates. This is so sad! I hate you Zane and Gene!” says one daring fan. “I know you’re her best friend Zane, and I know you didn’t mean to plant the seeds of distrust Gene, but I will never forgive you for sinking my ship! Genemau and Zanemau will never exist! AARMAU FOREVER!!!” The fangirl in question went into a psychotic rage and had to be detained.

Either way, the ship, as it’s called, appears to be sinking. The blame has been heavily shifted to a Meif’wa girl called Michi, who is alleged to have taken the incriminating photo attached to this paper and have greatly influenced the sinking. She has received a number of hate mail, but she shrugs it off.

“Michi doesn’t care! Michi is going to be a TV star!” the Meif’wa said when brought in for questioning. “Michi made a deal, and Michi got the better end! Hehe! If she handed over the photo, she would get her own TV show! It was a simple choice.”

For now, we can only wonder what will happen between Aphmau and Aaron. Will Aarmau sink for real? Will Michi get what she deserves? Will the cafeteria be serving chocolate cake tomorrow? We can only guess.

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