Disturbed Singer Debunks Flat Earth Concept
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David Draiman, known for fronting metal band Disturbed, recently addressed the theory of earth being "flat." The theory, which has risen in popularity on sites like Reddit and across the web at large, theorizes that the earth is, contrary to prior teaching, flat and disc-shaped.
365 recently caught up with the "Down with the Sickness" singer in his native Brooklyn, New York at a local Dunkin Donuts to discuss his upcoming tour, where the frontman discussed the "Flat Earth Theory."
"It's ludicrous, honestly. Just Stop. You've all been Sickened," he says. "Anyone who believes in this whole prophecy that earth isn't a big, blue ball has clearly been Stupified. Anyone who has been in a science class, watched a documentary, done their research by reading books, talked to scientists -- even a minimal amount of research will lead you to the conclusion that the earth isn't flat."
It's a subject that, in recent years, the "Ten Thousand Fists" hitmaker has been doing his best to dispel.
"For some reason, it's a lot of my fans who are the most hardcore believers in this bogus theory," he continues. "I don't get it, and I truly don't know why they are so firmly rooted in this viewpoint. But, at the end of the day, whether it's flat or round, I've made a great career for myself on this earth, and I'm very excited to be on it. Earth is home to the greatest fans that I could have ever asked for; and, I think, at the end of the day, that's more far more important than preaching false prophecies about the shape of the earth."
Draiman plans to release a children's book titled "Open Your Eyes" (also the name of Disturbed's 2015 record) that teaches children the dangers of adopting false rhetoric as fact. The book, illustrated by Eric Carle ("The Very Hungry Caterpillar") is due out sometime in the first quarter of 2020.
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