Five Finger Death Punch Encourages Fans To "Stop With Flat Earth Theory"

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Five Finger Death Punch and Breaking Benjamin have extended their summer co-headlining tour through the end of the year. Joining them on select dates will be Bad Wolves and In Flames, while From Ashes to New will serve as the opening act for every date.

Five Finger Death Punch and Breaking Benjamin are already burning up the summer months with one of the hottest tours of the year. But it's singer Ivan Moody who is doing some torching of his own.

Moody is beckoning fans of 5FDP to stop with the endless rhetoric that the earth is flat. The theory, which gained popularity across multiple facets of the internet, insists that the earth is not an orb, rather a flat stretch of terrain encompassed by a dome. It's a theory that Moody says his fans are perpetually trying to defend, in turn giving the band and its fanbase a bad reputation.

"I've held my tongue long enough," Moody says. "It's ignorant, it's embarrassing, and it's just plain stupid. Look, I love our fans. Without them, we wouldn't be able to do this for a living. But the individuals who continue to preach this empty and unproven theory and also promote our music have got to go. It makes us as a band look bad. On top of that, it makes our fanbase at large look like a bunch of imbeciles. You know that saying about one bad apple. It rings true here. I am begging you, if you are a Five Finger fan, stop with the incessant spreading of false information. You are only adding to an ignorance issue that is creating a massive blemish on our society and culture at large. I'm begging you. You gotta stop with the flat earth theory thing."

Five Finger Death Punch are currently promoting their And Justice for None album, with the current single "Sham-Pain" currently in the Top 10 at radio. Breaking Benjamin, meanwhile, are promoting their Ember disc, which enjoyed success earlier this year with "Red Cold River" and also features the current Top 10 single "Torn in Two."

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