Flat earth is no longer a theory
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Ever wondered why the meadow is flat and not round like the Earth we live on? Well, a man by the name of sir Samuel Burley Rowbotham kicked off the flat earth theory with the Bedford level experiment. He started on a long river, and he stood at the beginning with a telescope, and he had his friend on a boat ride a number of miles down the river. And Samuel suggested that because of the curve of the globe, he shouldn't be able to to see his friend after 6 miles. The top of the sail should be 13 feet below his view. But instead, he saw his friend go more than six miles, the whole time he saw the whole thing and the whole boat. That leads him to think that earth is not a globe. He published these findings in a book called "earth, not a globe". he published these findings under the name Parallax. Why that name, no one knows.
If you think that is crazy then, it's important to know that people think the same way and there is an entire society that thinks so.
Now people still question, where is the edge, why haven't we fallen off yet. Good question, there is something that people believe to be called "the ice wall". People believe that the ice wall keeps the water between the land masses on the planet and keeps things from stuff like water to flow or fall of it.
What keeps the icewall from melting from global warming? The ice wall not only goes up but drifts down. As we all know, space is very, very, very, very cold. Space is what is providing the ice wall to never melt. But why does the wall lower, there is no gravity in space to be pulling it down? That's only because gravity does NOT exist. the Illuminati is what is keeping us from floating up and into space. They are also what is keeping us believing that the earth is round.
there are 3 theories in this, flat earth theory, round earth theory, ice wall theory. people have been believing this since the beginning of time. but how does this relate to the Illuminati? well, there are 3 theories, and the Illuminati has 3 sides. And people have been believing this theory since the beginning of time, and the Illuminati has been around since the beginning of time. making sense yet? Not enough?
well, 3 theories and 3 sides on the triangle. add those 3 3's, 3+3=6. now, put 3 6's in a row, 666. now, what is 666, satin? so satin also plays in this mind game. so the Illuminati is satin, think about it and give it time.
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