SRC Commissioner Earns Maxine Water's Endorsement
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California Congresswomen Maxine Waters has officially endorsed SRC District 4 Commissioner Rob Williamson for his upcoming election campaign against Republican rival Dave Piech.
"Rob has all the qualities I regard as key to keeping District 4 constituents firmly dependent on government" said Waters. "Much like my own district, Rob has been instrumental in keeping infrastructure below minimum requirements while diverting those taxpayers dollars for better use in expanded government."
Waters is nationally known for her anti-Trump rhetoric. Despite Williamson's vocal support of Donald Trump, Water's claims his visible Trump support is necessary for the district he is running in. "I know that when push comes to shove, Rob is a die hard liberal, have you seen ICE in Navarre? No you haven't....and you won't" stated Waters.
Williamson is currently running for his second term. Williamson embraced the endorsement but said "I am really glad she likes me but for now I must lay low on this endorsement. Once the election is over I will get with her to build our plan to further run Navarre into the ground, she is really good at that kind of stuff."
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