Celebrity Smokehouse
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This one of a kind smokehouse is soon to be open in Memphis, TN. Known for its awesome BBQ, what better place to open this one of a kind restaurant. Customers will be able to enjoy some of the best meat that have been cooked for several hours in huge smokers. What makes this restaurant so unique is customers have the opportunity to come learn the best way to smoke meat along side celebrities and then enjoy the meal they cooked with up to ten guests. If you choose not to cook your own meal, customers will still be able to select from a large menu and still enjoy a great meal. Some of the celebrities who have already committed to cooking with you are Pit Masters Aaron Franklin and John Markus, TV actor Bruce Willis, Chef Bobby Flay, and Musician John Legend. "Smoking" with a celebrity will only be available on weekends but you will still have the opportunity through the week to cook on your own or come dine any evening on a wide array of meats. Watch our website and Facebook page for our opening date this fall, and updates on celebrities and how to register to "Smoke with a Celebrity"
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