Local bar whore arrested for looking like an upside down pear
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Shorewood police responded to a distress call in the early morning hours Monday morning. Neighbors had been making complaints about a gruesome upside-down looking pear wandering in her driveway. Shorewood police were forewarned about this hippo turned upside down pear before she left to Florida for her surgery. When police arrived on the scene they immediately threw a number 2 large value menu double quarter pounder with a coke in the back of the squad car as bait. Veronica Luevano took the bait and was immediately apprehended. Chief of police Jon Connor said to ABC news, “They might have sucked most of the fat out of this lady at the surgery, but deep down inside we knew she still loved Burger King. It was like taking candy from a baby. We knew she would bite and take the bait”.Veronica is set for a bail hearing Tuesday morning. States attorney said he will ask for no bond. ABC news urges citizens to make sure they do not come out of surgery looking like an upside down pear. People do not want to see someone looking stupid like this after a fat sucking surgery.
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