House on top of cellphone store right on Chelmsford st robbed at gun point

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Witnesses say they seen a man in all black ran across the street because he seen a grand opening called “the porntip express”. As the robber approached the door the victim opened the door to find out he was about to get robbed for all his fried noodles he eats everyday. Police say the man stole a bunch of stinky socks, a small bed and took all the shoe boxes off the wall. Christ Porntip Souvandara spoke to the police and had said he was going to find the nigga and pull out his glock and he ain’t playing. Also said he was gonna pull up in a light blue Toyota Sienna with 3 missing rims and one stock, the vehicle may be lop sided but it still runs he said in the report. $250,000 cash rewarded for information on the robbery that took place on top of a cell phone store on Chelmsford Street.

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