Central Texas Man “Slaughters” Stigma
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Shannon Slaughter is quickly becoming one of the most well known people in central texas through his extreme entrepreneurial vision. He’s already created more than 3 business from scratch, and has taught him self how to: code computers, start a business, “swing” trade stocks, real estate brokerage, and how to invest money to see a quick return.
He’s garnered much attention from starting the first Valet company in the area and took the town by storm. Since then hes sold the businesses and plans to move to The Woodlands in hopes of embarking on more lucrative adventures there. He says he “hopes to start equally successful” businesses there as he did here in CenTex, but would “...mind working for a large company” already experiencing success.
One things for sure, whoever hires this kid is extremely fortunate. “Everyone calls him king Midas”, the mayor said. “Everything he touches turns to gold”. After buying a piece of land for under $5,000 he quickly saw the potential and flipped it for an astounding 1000+ profit. That got the attention of local investors who quickly tried to take advantage of the situation. Unfortuanly for them, Shannon was 5 steps ahead of them and was much more prepared than they anticipated. ultimately 2 businesses were foreclosed on and another had to close shop after Mr. Slaughter seized the opportunity to purchase majority shares and or become a board member. Shannon Slaughter, the hero of CenTex, is quickly becoming famous for his lucrative exploits. “How nobody has offered this man a 7 figure salary yet is astonishing!”. Within days of Shannon moving large companies with the likes of Google, Fanny Mae, the NRA, and most famously Berkshire Hathaway. It’s rumored he and Warren Buffet are in talks, but an inside source told us exclusively that Shannon “blew them off”
Whatever the case, one thing is for sure: Shannon Slaughter is taking all his competitors to the Slaughter House. He’s playing chess and everyone else is still playing checkers.
June 2, 2014
Annie Sue Mayborn
Temple Daily Telegram
Editor in Chief
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