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Francois-Marie Arouet, known by Voltaire was born on November 21, 1694, in Paris, France. the youngest of the five children of François Arouet (19 August 1649 – 1 January 1722), a lawyer who was a minor treasury official, and his wife, Marie Marguerite Daumard (c. 1660 – 13 July 1701), whose family was on the lowest rank of the French nobility. Some speculation surrounds Voltaire's date of birth because he claimed he was born on 20 February 1694 as the illegitimate son of a nobleman, Guérin de Rochebrune or Roquebrune.
He is known for writing poetry and criticizing religion and leading philosophers of the time versatile and prolific writer, producing works in almost every literary form, including plays, poems, novels, essays, and historical and scientific works. He wrote more than 20,000 letters and more than 2,000 books and pamphlets.
I think he would be glad because we did separate the church from the government but I think would be upset too because of the fact church didn't like him and his beliefs but I also don't think he would care too much so it's kind of in between.
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