THE SHADOWS WIN THE EA CUP
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After two long, gruelling months, the Shadows have finally secured the EA Cup. In a hard hitting final match, the Shadows faced RhinoKET in a 3-2 winner, after the KET hit the bar multiple times. The shocker, however, came at the final goal. Kaiden Kalia was poised to score, but a defender stole that chance, and club manager James Stevenson thought it was over. But Kalia wouldn’t let the guy stand. Taking him down in the box, out of sight of the referee, the ball was free for Stevenson to swoop in and score the final goal in what would amount to the Shadows first EA Cup. The Shadows then celebrated harder than they ever had, and Jason Wallman (the only person to not sign with the Shadows after the Llamas fell into administration) had to sit on the sidelines and watch his former teammates bring home the trophy he had fought so hard for in the llamas final days. Kaiden Kalia stood with his head held high, holding that godforsaken cup as if it was his first born. Nathan Smallcalder laminates on the Shadows success, with a simple statement of “we did good”. Nathan was signed prior to this cup run, only making the team before the round of sixteen game, but all teammates believe if it hadn’t been for his signing, they probably wouldn’t have won. Kaiden Kalia had an emotional speech after the match, saying “we’ve fought so hard for this and it feels so good to have this motherfucking dream finally come true after all the shit we’ve been put through”. His advocate was forced to pay swear tax as a result of the interview with Mr Kalia. Club manager James Stevenson is expected to make his own statement later tonight
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