Manager’s Reaction To Shadows First EA Cup Win

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What can I say? I’m so so happy, I feel we all played absolutely brilliant tonight and we really did deserve this and the fans definitely did, they’ve stuck with us through this frustrating time but tonight we found a way and finally got the job done.

James Stevenson left the LLAMAS 2 months ago in order to chase this trophy, we asked was the move worth it? Are u kidding me it definitely was, I knew when I’d come here we would be successful, 2 league titles, 0 relegations and a EA Cup it’s a brilliant record.

What’s impressed me the most is how much Kaiden has improved, he’s a great lad and he has been a fans favourite here. I understand fans were surprised when I resigned Ryan and Nathan. Ryan didn’t feature tonight but he offered Nathan telepathic twin support apparently ???? he’s properly just drunk from the after party hahahahaha.

When Nathan came in to the team at the semi final stage it was a crucial time and to be honest without him we probably wouldn’t of won, the fans love him here at the Archipelago so hopefully he stays.

Tonight showed that dreams do come true and I have now found happiness. It is yet to be decided if we will continue the league or leave it here, like this, on a high.

I also am in talks with Kaiden Kalia to get him signed up for next season

James was also asked if he would return to the LLAMAS next Fifa or will he stay with The Shadows?

At the moment it’s a tough one for me, the LLAMAS is a Fifa tradition but who knows what the future will hold? My ultimate team will be LHD but perhaps my pro club won’t be and if that is the case I know the players and fans will understand.

A truly great interview, from a great man. Here’s to EA CUP and we look forward to next time

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