Rapper Lil Xan dies from drug overdose

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On monday of september 17, rap-
per "Lil Xan" dies from drug over-
dose in a hotel in Philadelphia. He
died in his room at midnight, when
paramedics arrive he was still con-
scious. Among the traditional early
reporters were Egypt, returning fig-
ures of six moose, a twenty percent
increase on 2011’s figures of five, and
Uruguay whose moose population re-
mains stable at eleven.
According to Robbie McRobson,
head of the UN Moose Preserva-
tion Council, worldwide moose num-
bers are expected to grow markedly
on last year due to the traditional
moose strongholds of Canada and the
United States, with the larger de-
veloping moose ecologies also poised
to make gains. The largest percent-
agege increase in moose will likely
come from China’’, says McRobson,
The Chinese government has invested
heavily in moose infrastructure over
the past decade, and their committ-
ment to macrofauna is beginning to
pay dividends’’. Since 2004 China has
expanded moose pasture from 1.5
of arable land to nearly 3.648 and
moose numbers are expected to rise
to 60,000 making China a net moose
exporter for the first time. This is
good news for neighbouring Mongo-
lia, a barren moose-wasteland whose
inhabitents nonetheless have an insa-
tiable desire for the creatures. The in-
crease in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is
anticipated to relieve pressure on the
relatively strained Russian suppliers,
but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of
trade with its larger neighbour.
Historically the only competitor
to China in the far eastern moose
markets has been Singapore but the
tiny island nation is set to report a
net loss, expecting a decrease of more
than five percent on last year’s 50,000
moose counted. The head of Singa-
pore’s Agency for Agriculture, Jing-
Feng Lau, ex

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