Sean Blaser, the man, the myth, the MONSTER.

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Sean Blaser was arrested by boise idaho police 5 days ago on charges of, murder, rape, child molestation, slavery, and elderly abuse. Sean is a want to be, gangster, rapper, and beat maker. On first look, he doesnt look that bad, just a ugly white kid trying to make it big in a black mans world, but there is so much more.
Hes a leading minister in the new hybrid religion/cult of scientology and mormonish, where he performs the blood sacrifices of young virgin men, all his alledged music is achually stollen from another idaho rapper named Mc Muuphasa, he has been witnessed strangling his mother over a dollar he asked to borrow, if satan is real, then this dude works for him. Sean Blaser has went by many names, LIL BLAZE, ILL BLAZE, sometimes just BLAZE, and BAR SHOTZ, these name changes were all due to his informant job with the boise police, which he took instead of doing prison time. He also very muchly supports islamic terrorism in the united states, if you kbow him personally, avoid him.

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