Resident Evil 8 Will Feature Nicolas Cage as a Protagonist
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Due to some budget cuts, Nicolas Kim Coppola, Known by his stage name as Nicolas Cage, Will voice act in the upcoming video game, Resident Evil 8. Capcom says they hope he can voice act in many more games, including the next game, Street Fighter 8, Where (hopefully) Nicolas Cage can voice act for both the Japanese, and English versions for Chun Li.
Further statements were recorded:
Kenzo Tsujimoto
The CEO of Capcom, the producer of Resident Evil, says this:
"This (game) has been in the making since the end of June. We are glad to have him in our (presence). We hope you can understand this, and maybe have fun listening to him.
Nicolas Cage States:
"I am glad to be working with these awesome people to help me further improve and benefit both of our companies. Once the game makes its debut, the launch will possibly make a few billion dollars. This possible success could further improve their companies, and I was promised that I could start a gaming industry, Imagine Cage Games being a top seller on those digital game stores!"
We even have many great reviews on some Beta Testers.
"In this new game, Nicole and her son, Cagie, Fight for their lives in a thrilling twist to fend off a chaser, Known as the "Pickler", A deathly creature who consumes the lives of his victims."
-PC Game Reviews
"Simply Beautiful, with a story that grips you."
-Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
"I like horror games!!!"
-Kenzo Tsujimoto
"I like it!"
-Todd Soley (Former Voice Actor of Resident Evil 7)
"This game is bad because I didn't get to voice act in it."
-Kanye West
Nicolas Cage will be playing as Cagie, a protagonist who is age (7). Cagie will be the only playable character, and Nicolas Cage says this:
"I should have voice acted for Nicole too!"
-Nicolas Cage
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