AColorado youth was hospitalized after drinking a Doublin Ice Tea.

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A Colorado youth is in stable condition after a Dublin Ice Tea on the Explorer of the Seas Cruise Ship. Austin Louden of Greeley Colorado was feeling a little cocky after reading about a near tragic accident involving Michael Johnson who lost a testicle in last years 1st annual drinking challenge while sailing on the Harmony of the. Seas Cruise Ship. Austin saw the story and went into months of training in hopes of de-throning world renowned champion and movie star Darrel Smith. Mr Smith skyrocketed to the top last year after completely demolishing Michael Johnson in said challenge. Since his rise to fame Mr. Smith has been named Lord Commander of River Run while his trusty side kick and Squier Chris Sanchez has been elevated to a knight status.

Austin felt he was worthy to challenge Lord Commander Smith on 10/03/18. Austin continued to taunt Lord Commander Smith while visiting the Crown & Kettle Irish Pub on the Explorer of the Seas. As expected Lord Commander Smith remained calm an poised in the midst pressure Austin believed his training would take him over the top. However Lord Commander Smith is and always has been the best and in the end Austin could not hold a candle to Lord Commander Smith. Austin started out strong however once he got to the Dublin Ice Tea challenge Austin was forced to bend the knee to Lord Commander Smith. Austin bent the knee in defeat, fell to the ground face 1st, then went in uncontrollable convulsions sending him the emergency room where he was held over night for observation.

The laws and authority given to the Lord Commander could have resulted in Austin Loudens be heading. However the Lord Commander showed mercy and spared Austin’s life at least for the moment.

Austins long time girlfriend and fiancé liz Sanchez went into hiding after the Lord Commander completely embarrassed and demolished her man in front of thousands of people.

The Lord Commander has put a reward out to anyone who brings Liz to him. The Lord Commander always pays his debts.

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