Chris and his chance to become a superstar!
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Chris went home from a hard practice that day and went straight up to his room running. Which is very unusual since chris is a whopping 800 pounds and it usually takes him at least 10 minutes to make it up the stairs. His mother was concerned but did not react to chris magically fitting in the front door. Moments later a whale moan was let off in the background... Oh No it’s chris crying! His tub of mayonnaise mother ran as fast as she could up the stairs and opened the door to chris crying butt naked on his bed. she asked “what’s wrong suger bear” and he replied “ my teammates made fun of me because I wear a shirt in the shower and confessed my love for gavin harkness.” He then said “I was also kicked off the team for being over the bus weight limit and that means we couldn’t travel to games” Chris’s mother was so upset she started crying tears of gravy and died of a mash potato heart attack. Then my nigga chris really tried to eat her... The End.
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