Oh, Shit! Luke Sorum Opens Up About Fecal Incontinence
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Luke Sorum started his battle with Crohn’s disease at 13 years old. However, it took another decade before doctors actually diagnosed him with the gastroenterology disease that can affect everything from severe abdominal pains to constant fevers. Still, Sorum pushed through the ups and downs of the disease disputes severe fecal incontinence.
“I was about 12 or 13 when I first started getting symptoms of Crohn’s but at that age, you don’t really know what’s going on. So I just ignored it as it was an embarrassing thing to talk about and just got on with life. After a few years it progressively got worse but at that stage, it was so normal that again I just accepted it and got on with it. It wasn’t until I became so ill that I was wiped out, in excruciating pain, and I couldn’t go on that I finally sought out medical advice- not to mention constantly dealing with fecal incontinence. It was insane that I took so long to address the situation but when you are dealing with a hard-to-talk-about subject and there’s so much going on that you don’t want to miss out on, then youth can lead you to some very poor choices. I urge anyone who has symptoms to address them as early as possible. I didn’t end up getting diagnosed until I was 23 and by then it was so far down the line that it was hard to come back from it without an extreme consequence.”
Sorum continues to require the use of incontinence briefs as well as daily stool-hardening medication to try to control symptoms.
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