Heir Tyte’s Prince Touch makes UK home
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Prince Touch Wan Ech Glift de Rothschild the half blooded prince to the Luxembourg ???????? Royal family and second son of King Hyman IV and half brother to Prince Hahn Hart heir to the throne of the Luxembourg monarchy has announced his plans to return to the UK to pursue a solo career with his Electro Cock Rock band Digital Suckpump (working title). The Prince is no stranger to the UK as his mother Dame Dina Rothschild head concubine to King Hyman’s herem of 19 concubine. Dame Dina a descendent of the famed Rothschild Illuminati banking family had sent her son to live in Yorkshire for the first 10 years of his life to live with her brother Sir Jacob Rothschild under the name Bobby de Rothschild before returning to Luxembourg to take his spot in the Royal court. Refusing to give credence to the rumors that brothers Touch and Hahn had a falling out leading the disbanding of their Euro-Trash Porn super group Heir Tyte. “It’s complete and total fucking shite. Heir Tyte is very much alive and my brother and I have never been closer. We are on hiatus while Hahn attends to his royal duties. The timing was right for me to pursue heavy metal guitars, digital synth tones, leather pants, and the best metal vocals since Bruce fucking Dickinson.”
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