Lance Bayne and Tobias Jacobi Get Rowdy in the Weightroom Early Monday Morning

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Good morning folks, today the headline of the news is a story about a secret relationship between a coach and his student that has been going on for years. Monday morning Lance came in for his early "workout" with Jacobi as they had been doing for a couple years now. Everything seemed normal until Lance's girlfriend Melody Bright came in the room and saw Jacobi piledriving Lance on the medicine ball. She said her first response was, holy fuck now ive sent nudes to a gay guy(Welborn) and fucked another(Bayne). The police arrived soon after and are looking over footage of what has been taking place and all we really know right now, is that they were some kinky fucks. We saw an incident where Lance was eating Jacobis ass while sitting on a PVC pipe as well as double teaming Mrs. Jacobi. We now know what has supposedly been "working out" in the mornings has really been Jacobi working Lance out severely.
Lance says this has been going on for years now and he did leave us with this quote
Lance: "I know its wrong but when you're daydreaming of a fat mans cock all day its hard to stop, especially when its big daddy Jacobis"
We will have more on this breaking news soon when we find out more.
This has been Melissa Moody reporting with CNN News

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