Fish Are Changing Genders

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A recent report by the Minnesota University of Wildlife and Animal Protection claims that the gender debate is not only occurring in humans anymore. Eugene Bananahammock, chief executive director of MUWAP, claims gender confusion has been observed in fish, more specifically the red herring off the New England coast.
The researchers, he claims, have on several occasions observed male herrings literally biting their own reproductive organ off and enjoying the silky feel of long evening gowns.
In some rare cases the male herrings have even been observed wearing thigh-high stiletto boots.
According to Eugene Bananahammock this behavior may be due to a lowering of the testosterone levels in the male herrings brain. What would cause this drop in testosterone is unknown, but Eugene Bananahammock points to certain current issues as possible explanations;
"Caitlyn Jenner- need I say more", Eugene exclaims; "We know the fish, especially on the east coast, are fiercely following the Kardashians, and it's only logical to assume that the current trends are going to have an adverse affect on marine life."

Richard Scrotumeater of the Marine and Oceanographic Institute of Swimming has a different theory though. According to Scrotumeater the gender ambiguity of the red herrings can easily be explained by their over consumption of tzatziki.
Says Scrotumeater; "You simply cannot consume that much cucumber and not expect this to happen."

A plan of action has been implemented that both Scrotumeater and Bananahammock feel will be successful in solving this growing problem.
According to Eugene Bananahammock, nuns with specific marine wildlife training will be brought to the coast by buses where they will tech the afflicted fish to create new reproductive organs out of empty yoghurt containers.
Says Bananahammock; "This solution will not only get rid of the problem at hand but is also environmentally friendly because of the recycling involved."

Harry Wiltedorgan, The Oregon News

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