Poe the Cat finds his true love in Steve Ryan.
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The infamous cat named Poe, loved by many, has officially been declared Steve Ryan's soulmate. Poe has taken Steve's heart so much that Steve admits he is married to Poe even though Michelle is officially his wife. Poe agrees...... "When I see Steve my kitty heart melts and I just can't help myself but show how much I love him. I have known all along that Steve married Michelle to be married to me since I am a cat and they have a law against humans marrying their pets. I am the one for him and always will be."
Steve agree's, saying " Poe and I share a special bond that words cannot describe. I have never felt so close to anyone. Poe captured my heart the first day I met him."
At night when Steve comes home from work the first thing he does is run up to Poe and gives him a kiss. Then he feeds him his favorite snack which is some fresh shredded cheese. The rest of the evening they cuddle on the couch holding hands and watching shows. Every night at 9 pm Poe makes sure to let Steve know its time for bed by standing by the stairs and calling for him, then following eachother to their room to lay down and snuggle.
The love they show towards one another is one of a kind.
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