23 Year Old 'Mob Son' Turned Billionaire Tycoon
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How does a child born into a family worth $10.7B, with known ties to the mob overcome all the criticism, and manage to turn a $1.3M loan from his parents into a multi billion dollar empire? "By keeping your enemies on notice, and using your resources wisely" says 23 year old Dennis Luxemburg.
Luxemburg has taken critical flak from his peers, when he had announced that he was going to create a diplomatic organization funded by forigen governments, that would tie investments into today's popular businesses / Corporations.
Dispite all of the criticism Luxemburg has managed to align himself with many children of political, government positions from around the world, creating a private organization of young adults with diplomatic immunity, as well as large amounts of money. Due to the unlimited government resources they can use with their high status' they have been able to fund, approve, manage some of the biggest projects for cooperations, businesses that the average Millionaire, or famous public figure whould not be eligible to complete.
That being said Dennis Luxemburg has managed to create a diplomatic super power that could help advance a small time Buisness into a multi million dollar corporation in as little as 6 months time. Some fear that due to his families ties to the underground mob that members of this organization could be using it to launder funds or help corrupt countries or even criminal empires without prosecution due to the fact that every member of this organization has High level Diplomatic immunity status.
Luxemburg says "No matter what you do in life the smallest things will be the cause of the most ridiculous accusations. And you will always have people try and over throw your success." To that he just let's it go in one ear and out the other.
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