Young Soldier dies from Overdose in Korea

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Pvt. Austin Carey sworn into the US Army on May 31st of 2018. After completing Basic Combat Training in Fort Benning, Georgia and then Advanced Individual Training for his MOS of 88M Motor Transport Operator in Fort Leonardwood, Missouri he was sent for a 12 month tour in Camp Casey, South Korea. Pvt. Carey was suffering from depression and separation anxiety, but was never treated. He turned to underage drinking in Dongducheon outside the main gate and was reported "so drunk he could not stand was dragged to his room." Carey was counseled for underage drinking. His first line asked Carey if any there was anything going on at home that led to his alcohol abuse and he stated "no, it was just an honest mistake." Reports show that he actually made an improvement by working harder and being more socially active. But on December 1st of 2018 his roommate PV2. Jake Van-buskirk found Carey in a chair that had fallen back onto the ground. When medics arrived Carey was pronounced dead at the scene. During an investigation it was found that he had traces of fetinal and crack-cocaine in his system that led to an overdose. His memorial will be held at the Carey Physical Fitness Center on December 7th. His funeral is to be determined.

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