Major Phone Case Company Bankrupt After Ordering Glitch
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Caseology, one of the largest companies in the phone case industry, has announced bankruptcy after losing almost $500,000 in sales to an ordering glitch through their website. The glitch enabled online shoppers to purchase hundreds of products for free.
William Stankhumf, a truck driver for Caseology was one of the first to notice the mishap. "I knew something was wrong when we were shipping large boxes of products to neighborhood addresses." Stankhumf reported the odd situation to his superiors but nothing was done about it until the companies monthly progress meeting showed an exponential increase in sales but no extra revenue.
"At first we were delighted to see that our company was finally breaking through, but once the
company financials were released we saw a discrepancy we started an investigation," said Stan Li, Caseology's CEO. Unfortunately for the company, it was too late: they were broke. Even worse, the company's policy forbids them to cancel orders after the products were already shipped.
The largest number of free products were shipped to Brandon Stankhumf. "After my father told me about the ordering glitch, I decided to jump in on the opportunity. It was like God answered a broke college student's prayers."
Not everyone was happy though. Niman McConaughy, another broke college student and relative to Matthew McConaughy, criticized Brandon. "He's taking it all for himself!"
Niman and Brandon well settle the score with a fight behind Student Union at the UTD Campus tomorrow.
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