The Witness Speaks Out

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Garden Heights – Riots broke out across Garden Heights after a verdict was reached concluding that officer 115 was not guilty for shooting and killing Khalil, a young, unarmed black man. Rioters attacked police stations and businesses around the city spray painting “black owned” on the fronts of local stores so people knew not to target them.

Thirteen weeks ago, Khalil was shot in the back three times by police officer 115 on the way home from a party. The officer thought he saw Khalil pick up a gun after he saw him move toward the open window on the driver’s side of the car, however, Khalil had only picked up a hairbrush and was otherwise unarmed. A witness was in the car but until tonight, their identity has remained hidden. In the midst of the riots a young girl by the name of Starr Carter climbed to the top of a squad car and revealed that she was the witness who was in the car with Khalil. The crowds began to chant but the chants ended when tear gas was thrown into the crowd by police officers.

Riots are expected to continue but it is unknown what kind of impact that Starr Carter and the reveal of her identity will have on the community. Many members of the garden heights community have rallied behind her and see her as a leader in the fight for justice for Khalil.

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