Nick Saban to take Georgia Tech head coaching position

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Nick Saban has reportedly accepted the head coaching position at Georgia Tech. The surprise move comes after the retirement of Georgia Tech head football coach Paul Johnson. Saban has been the head coach at Alabama since 2007, and has won five national titles during his tenure. Saban will coach Alabama through the post season, and will assume duties at Georgia Tech after the season is complete.

Rece Davis, of ESPN was able granted a brief interview with Saban to discuss the reasons for the move.

Davis: Why leave Alabama?
Saban: I love Alabama, and I have great respect for the program. But, frankly, it's gotten a little boring. There's no challenge. I think I've done all I can do at Alabama.

Davis: But, why Georgia Tech?
Saban: Winning championships at Alabama is one thing. Alabama has a lot of resources. But, I want to take on the challenge of a program like Georgia Tech.

Davis: What sort of challenges are you talking about?
Saban: Georgia Tech is kind of a small school, and doesn't have near the resources of a school like Alabama. Winning championships there will be more challenging . I want to explore that challenge.

Davis: Do you think you can succeed at Georgia Tech the way you have at Alabama and LSU?
Saban: It's going to take a few years of recruiting, but we'll get there. I think we will start contending for the ACC in a couple years, and then be in the mix for national championships after that.

Davis: Any comment about Paul Johnson?
Saban: Johnson did a great job at Georgia Tech, and he's set us up well for success.

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