Driving Crisis in Altis?
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Throughout the years Altis's population has grown at a steady pace up. Meaning more traffic, more people, more goods and services. Although Altis is dwarfed by major countries of the world, Altis has an extreme problem with Vehicle collisions and accidents. Channel 9 news took to the streets and gathered a census. We asked 30 different people "Have you ever been in a vehicle accident including an Explosion, serious harm, or someone killed" 85 of people said Yes. When Also asked if they have driven a vehicle illegally for a long period of time on the road, 50 of them said yes. So what is needed to be done? Should we have a reform on requirements to get your licence? Do police officers need to be more strict with their traffic stops. Channel 9 news interviewed Mayor Candidate Andromeda, she told Channel 9 news "I think there should be multiple practices to address this issue. The demographic of the island is very unique. it wouldn't be good to limit certain things, if we make restrictions, those who break the driving laws will still do what they do, what we need to do, is steer them in the right direction, and help encourage better behavior on the Island."
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