EEPF in Chisasibi is on a man hunt of orange vested criminal
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On Wednesday night December 12 2018 the police received a call around 9:30pm crime was reported of a man who they saw walking on the side walks of Chisasibi believing he was carrying black object believing it was a gun. The police went on to investigate saw this person running towards sliding hill. The person who made that call is now being put on witness protection program for his own safety until the criminal is caught.
This person believed to be
Height:6’2”
Weights: 300-350 pure muscle
Eyes: coffee moka brown lol
Hair: short dark brown
Tattoos: right chest saying “ no defibrillator”
He was believed he was singing ???? “I want it that way” by BSB
If you see this person please don’t hesitate to call our local enforcement
Don’t not try to approach him yourself he will lure you in with his charming coffee moka eyes With his deadly smile.
Legend say he only comes out at nights and he very motivated with only one like to go for walks in like others who want more then 100 likes to be motivated
Please contact local authorities if any information on this guy he was last scene walking towards B1 cluster was never seen after.
If you look at the image you will see him on left bottom corner
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