Mysterious artifacts found in government buildings.

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December 9
Jack Taggart
Staff writer
Is this fact or fiction? No one can say for
sure, but evidence is stacking up in conspiracists favor. Alarming papers have been showing up in government buildings all around the globe, some even found in the bank of China, and British Parliament. But where are these papers coming from? Asian reporter Trisha Takanowa speculated in a press conference held in Bukhara last week that it could be a terrorist action, designed to frighten people of the world.
But many think it is something far more mysterious, and groups have already formed to study and uncover the secrets of what they deem time travel but others call precognition.
Major press conferences have been hosted to try and settle the commotion caused by the appearance of these documents in the Vatican.
Kent Brockman reported yesterday afternoon outside Tuntmore Towers that mysterious deaths have been occurring surrounding the discoveries of the documents. Brockman urges anyone who finds documents of this nature to contact Joseph Haydn for more information. Call 406-880-7585

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