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Released Teen Shooters Of Birmingham Al. Detective Jones ' None As Jones Says Our Deputys & Parents Got to step up on their Kids .. Detective Jones Release Teens Names on a deadly shooting happen on 1st Avenue in West Birmingham in the Westfeild housing Authority Project. May 25, 2005. when four teens open fires out of a Stolen Uhaul Truck with three handguns & machine gun at a group of other teens from West Birmingham two was struck by numbers of bullets to the legs & Back "Sammie Davis 18 , open fire first at The Vehicle witness Says Justin Hiton 18, & Terrence Harris was Struck By Numbers Of Bullets with Life threatening Detective Jones Release Teens Names ' Marleek Brown 15 , Kevin Rose 17 , Corderrick m Brown 15 , & Rayshawn Brown 18 " ' Witness Says These young Mens from East Birmingham Known as GoonSquad gang out of the Eutaw Communitys Housing Authoritys Re'Name As Kingston Now in a few years ' Witness Report it to Detective Jones sayin it was off of retaliation of a young teen name Mervin Brown 21 who also was struck & kill by a assaults Rifle bullet to the head on May 7. 2005 He was The oldest Brother Of Rayshawn Brown & Marleek Brown & Corderrick Brown first Cuzin '"The Teens Was Not Charge Either Because Of The Law Birmingham Government Self-defense 'Law '"

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