TRUMP TO SEND AID TO MEXICO

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On January 1, 2019 as the new year rolled in, President Donald Trump sent 1.4 million dollars to Progreso, Tamaulipas Mexico. The money is to be used to fund the local fire department in anticipation of the war soon to begin. As the President prepares US Army and Marine generals to enter the southern border, he made a deal with Congress to send aid south of the border. The Secretary of the Interior, Arne Duncan contacted a local Rio Grande Valley resident, elias tamez, to make the dangerous journey across the border. Tamez's job was to work with local officials to cross the aid safely and without complications. During a press briefing at the White House, Trump said, "It is important that the Mexican people have an emergency response team ready for the aftermath of the conflict." Duncan adds, "The funds will be used to provide training to Tamaulipas EMS and necessary equipment to handle a national crisis in the small Mexican border town." When asked, Duncan said elias played an important role in dealing with the Mexican officials and looks forward to his continued dimplomatic support. Duncan expects for casualties to be kept at a minimum but is preparing for the worst. General R. Cantu, which will be in charge of the operation has announced troops have been given authority to open fire if necessary begining February 1 at 4pm.

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