DeAngelo McGary

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McGary AKA “D-Lo”, is one of the most unique players to ever play for King’s. The Saint Louis native’s nick name known around the HVIAC conference is “The Country Gunner” for his remarkable marksmanship behind the arc. Shooting at 34 percent from three, teams know he is to be accounted for AT ALL COST. But I believe that his shooting ability really distracts most from his true talent on the floor which is his play making, distributing, and defensive ability. When he is on the floor, the team’s shooting percentage sparks up by 5 percent. Teams shooting percentages also decrease slightly by 2 percent when he is on the floor. McGary is always putting his teammates in a good position to score. Whether it’s with a beautiful pass, or using his high powered voice that reigns over the court every night. “I love seeing my teammates score. I love being apart of that, seeing the joy that it brings them makes it so much fun for me” says McGary. McGary is hopefully the starting point at turnaround here for Lions basketball.

Kyle Kendrick
TKC News/Empire State Tribune

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