Dan Deorphino Da Killa boi

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On January 6, 2019 Dan DeOrphino was spotted at a shooting at Wingi Blvd wearing a pig and with a gun. Dan Deorphino was born on October 13, 1735. Dan had a troubled childhood, his mother Rhonda was a drug addict and tried to sell dan into sex slavery. When dan was young he used to steal ostriches from the zoo and ride them. Dan was always curious. His teacher , Mohamed Mikka remembers him asking her how babies were made. And she remembers lil dan asking her if he can tap that ass. when Dan was 16 years old he was caught in the woods fucking a deer. he was also caught eating animals on the side of the road that were hit by cars. One day a police officer by the name of sergeant dank weed Took dan to the orphanage. When Dan we got to the orphanage he had no friends and he would cry in his room and cut him self when Dan got to the orphanage he had no friends and he would cry in his room and cut himself with a screwdriver. it is estimated that Dan has cut his body over half 1 million times, dan even cut his dick off. The first time deal then killed somebody it was his grandma misses Bullwinkle. when dan was 16 he dyed his hair blue and called himself sir blueberry dank . dan ate a tree and pooped out saplings. dan also tried to fuck him mom. dan went to court and told the judge’ “girl you thicker then a bowl of oatmeal” dan went to jail and get the prison name “booty hole man.” dan was sentenced to life in prison and broke out. dan is now on the run running a gang called “okur drugs”

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