POTRESNO: Pukao joj kisobran a onda joj pukao i film – ODLAZI iz Irske!
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Nije doma bilo ni tako lose – zapocinje pricu Ivona Lolek iz Zagreba.
“Nakon zavrsenog studija, dugo nisam mogla naci posao u struci a kako sam se htjela osamostaliti odlucila sam naci bilo kakav posao. Jer ako se stvarno potrudis, posla ima!” – zakljucuje logicno Ivona.
“Radila sam u Konzumu, 12 sati dnevno, 7 dana u tjednu. Uz 336 radnih sati imala sam i prekovremene, ali to se nije placalo. Placa je bila ok, 3100kn, troskovi oko 4400 mjesecno. Ponekad bi me sef silovao i gusio u skladistu ali dok god sam sutjela i pobacila na vrijeme, nije bio neki problem.” – prisjeca se dobrih starih vremena nasa Ivona.
“Onda sam cula kao da ljudi odlaze u Irsku, i da tamo moj studij FER-a zavrsen u roku bi mi i mogao nesto znaciti. Srecom sam bas u to vrijeme dobila konacno na kladionici 30 000kn, pa nakon sto sam rijesila dugove i prodala biciklo, mogla sam otici u Irsku.”
“U Irskoj sam se brzo snasla. Premda sam u pocetku zivjela u sheringu (dijeljenju smjestaja sa drugim ljudima), kasnije ni to nije problem zbog bolje place i lokacije. Mogla sam konacno si priustiti sve potrebno a sa ostatkom novca i putovati ili si priustiti neke dodatne uzitke!”
“No nakon dugo vremena shvatila sam koliko si ljudi u Irskoj zapravo lazu kako im je dobro. U Irskoj prije svega nema pekara sto me duboko potreslo. Radila sam ponekad i do 45 sati tjedno i prekovremeni bi mi bili placeni ali sto ti to vrijedi kad nemas vremena za sebe…” – prisjeca se Ivona.
“Onda sam jednog dana isla kuci s posla i kisa je nesto jace padala i kad sam pokusala otvoriti kisobran nagli nalet vjetra je ne samo ga slomio nego i istrgnuo iz ruke! Dosla sam kuci sva pokisla i ljuta na sebe. Shvatila sam da to sve nije za mene. Dugo sam pricala o svemu sa svojom frendicom iz Brazila i objasnila joj kako mi fali puno moj dom. Ona je nesto tvrdila da imam jasni Stockholmski sindrom ali nisam ju bas slusala. Spakirala sam se doma i imala sam srece sto sam odmah mogla dobiti stari posao, u dogovoru sa sefom koji me docekao punog srca i sa smjeskom na licu. Moja kucica – moja slobodica” – zakljucuje pricu nasa Ivona.
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