Politician for 2 years Donaldo Triumph was caught climbing a barbed wire fence. What happened next left the country in tears... tears of joy.
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Donaldo Triumph was known for his orange skin and his toupe. Almost all of America hated him. This weekend he was caught doing the unbelievable. According to sources it was late at night and Donaldo wanted to eat an apple but of course, he wouldn't do it without his spray butter. He went to the fridge just to realize that he was all out. What would Donaldo do?
Donaldo hopped in his car and rushed to his local Target. When he got there he ran to the door. It was 11:01 pm and they had just closed. Donaldo stood their for a minute hoping they would realize who he was. At 11:09 pm he had the best idea ever but what he did next changed the future of America.
Donaldo got back in his car, pulled up google maps and typed in " Spray butter". The first thing that popped up was the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" factory. Even though there was a Walmart right next to the Target he saw no other option but to go to the factory. Donaldo drove through Mississippi, he drove through Tennessee, he drove through Kentucky until finally, he arrived in Ohio.
The drive took him 12 hours so he got there at 11:00 am. Donaldo found the factory on OMYGowsh Kiki Loves Bananas Dr. He pulled up to the door at waited for about an hour. Nothing happened so Donaldo walked around the factory and found a ladder leading to the top of the building. While contemplating if he should climb it or not he saw a box with about 20 bottles of spray butter. What prevented Donaldo from just taking one?
Surrounding the box was a metal fence. Donaldo was fat and too lazy to climb the ladder so he walked up to the fence. He climbed to the top and was so tired he leaned over it. Little did Donaldo know that the fence wasn't a fence. It was a barbed wire fence. The barbs poked him in his stomach and were so long and sharp that one stabbed him right in the heart. What happened next?
Within 3 minutes Donaldo was dead. A factory worker was going to get the box when he noticed dead Donaldo. He was so happy that he posted it all over his Twitter. The whole country was throwing parties and celebrations. When the FBI checked his home they found a bottle of spray butter in the back of the freezer.
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