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The deadlock in Washington over President Trump's demand for funding his $5 billion dollar wall continues. Democrats in Congress have vowed to deny the funding, even as the financial toll of the shutdown has far exceeded the $5 Billion mark.
"It's a matter of principal!" House Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated at her press conference on Tuesday.
An anonymous source from the Trump administration told us that this was Trumps plan from the beginning.
"If they want to Stonewall this legislation, until it forces Federal Workers to find other work to pay the bills, we have won. Trump has a plan to fill those jobs with imigrants who will do twice the work, for half the pay. Also, if you include the money the government will save by giving these imigrants jobs with benefits, and removing them from the socialized benefits plans they currently receive, we will save more than the $5 billion dollars it costs to build the wall."
"Trump has always maintained Mexico will pay for the Wall. He just never gave the specifics." Said the source.
The wall will be built, and the Democrats are helping us at the cost of their core constitutes jobs.
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