BOMBSHELL: Stormy Daniels announces 2020 presidential bid

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Stormy Daniels aka Stephanie Clifford has announced that she will be seeking a 2020 presidential bid

Famously known for her controversy with President Donald Trump, Ms Daniels has in a very surprising turn of events for reasons still unknown announced that she will be seeking to become the next President of the United States.
While her platform is still unclear, it is not unfair to assume that her opposition to Donald Trump has gained her a pretty large platform, arguably enough to trump that of the current Presidents. She will be running as a Democrat and it will be known in the coming weeks what her fellow party mates think of this surprise decision.

Later that day, we find out through a local reporter that her running mate will be the another controversial celebrity Kim Kardashian West. Through minimal information found through the short interaction with KKW, it seems the main focus of the platform will be criminal justice reform and the MeToo movement.
How the two have made companionship is yet to be known but we will report on it as soon as more details are found.

More details will be coming soon.

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