Crossfit coming to Butchertown

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There’s 8,000-square-feet of unused space behind Play Louisville, and by mid-April it will be a new gym called Totally, In Top Shape CrossFit Gym.

The area around the Butchertown nightclub at 1101 E. Washington St. has boomed with development in recent years, but the back section of the building has gone largely unnoticed.

Crossfit has a habit of fostering transformations, though.

This empty warehouse space with its own entrance on Buchanan Street is likely no exception.

Come October, Katie Blieden and her business partners, Michael Hadley, Bill Mayo and Ryan Danner, will be guiding their clients through functional fitness workouts. The practice involves a combination of weightlifting, gymnastics, running, rowing and a variety of other practical movements, and it's got a reputation for driving dramatic physical changes.

Membership will start at about $145 a month, but they intend to offer founding member rates when they announce the grand opening.

The partners considered several other sites and neighborhoods when they decided to start their own gym. Butchertown is on the rise, though, Blieden told me, and they were eager to rise with it.

Their new gym will be just an eyeshot away from the new Louisville City FC stadium. It’ll neighbor Copper & Kings distillery, which just opened a rooftop bar earlier this spring. Todd Roman, one of the owners of Play, has a small apartment development in the works just to the west of the club. There's been no shortage of restaurant and retail additions in that neighborhood in recent years, too.

There’s more to the neighborhood than the development, though, Hadley told me.

Butchertown has a reputation for being inclusive and building a strong community, and those are principles of Crossfit, too.

The workouts can be scaled to fit almost any fitness level, Hadley told me. No matter where you are in your life or your fitness journey, Crossfit workouts can be adjusted to fit your ability.

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