Chamber CEO Adds Another Degree to her Resume
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Navarre, FL - Tammy Sprinkler, the Chief Executive Officer of the The Greatest Navarre Area Chamber announced during the annual “Let’s Celebrate Local Businesses By Going Out of Town” banquet, that she has completed and been awarded a Masters in Public Administration for Harvard University.
My intent was to step down from the CEO position at the end of the contract period. However, with this degree on my resume and a fully loaded board of directors that were hand chosen, I plan to stay on and asked for a significant pay increase consummate with the my degree. Gone are the days this trailer flipping queen looking for her place in the sun. If not for the support of my second husband, his family's money and political access, I would not be where I’m at today. Additionally I would like to thank the the Mayor of Peniscola for hiring, promoting and paying me for a job I was unqualified for and for giving me hush money. If not for them, I would still be wrecking personally ran businesses left and right. I know now this is the path God has chosen for me.
Wasting no time to capitalize on the announcement, Mrs Sprinkler has registered a limited liability company with the Florida Department of State State Division of Corporations. Named CEO TO ROT, LLC, labeled a profit corporation. Located in Milton, Florida, Article III of the incorporation has a stated purpose “to jointly with local marketing company, provide misinformation and false narratives to the population of South Santa Rosa County”. The local marketing company has not been named.
When contacted, the Harvard Dean of Schools issued the following statement: Mrs Sprinkler did take one of our massive open online courses known as MOOCs on “Citizen Politics in America: Public Opinion, Elections, Interest Groups, and the Media”. To be clear, MOOCs are not degree awarding courses and were never intended to be, additionally our records show that Mrs Sprinkler never attended a Harvard course or was awarded a degree from this University.
When asked about the legitimacy of the degree, Mrs Sprinkler became defensive and accused this reporter of being a “bully” and the question was “unfair and unproductive” and asked for the paper owners name and number.
At press time, other local media has published this is another win for a United Main Street Navarre. A separate celebration is being planned for the CEO at an as yet announced tourist location on the Blackwater River or Navarre Beach Fishing Pier Bar.
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