Man sues shark for bite injuries, wins lawsuit
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Three days ago, on January 21, India man Lakshit Reddiar was swimming with his family of three at Revupolavaram beach. Suddenly, a tiger shark came out of nowhere and clamped down on Lakshit's leg as if it was a giant steak. With everyone else running away in terror, including his family, Lakshit had to deal with the shark by himself. After overcoming fear and coming to his senses, Reddiar punched the shark as it swung him around underwater. After realising the tactic didn't work, Lakshit tried to snap the tiger shark's neck. This turned out to be the move that saved the man's life, because during the process of doing the move, Lakshit shoved his fingers into the sharks gills, slowly suffocating it. With the shark unconscious, Reddiar took out his fingers and slowly pried open the shark's jaw. With his leg now free, Reddiar grabbed the shark and carried it onto the beach, dropping it on the shoreline. Shortly after, Lakshit proclaimed victory to the entire beach before quickly passing out from shock and being rushed to a hospital. During his few days in the hospital, Takshit Reddiar constantly requested to sue the shark for assault and attempted murder. Within a few days of him pestering the hospital staff for him to take the animal to court, Lakshit got his wish. After arrangements were made, the shark was sent to the courtroom in a large fish tank on top of a metal cart. Unbelievably, some people found it unfair that the shark had no lawyer and had a defense attorney hired for the shark. During the trial, Lakshit's lawyer argued that the shark should have never gone near the beach in the first place, and so that the shark was purposely attacking Takshit for unknown reasons (for the fish won't talk). The shark's lawyer brought up that the shark was just following its natural instincts, and that tiger sharks go everywhere they want to, regardless of contents in the water. The overall result of the trial was that the shark did indeed attack Takshit, but it was doing so out of its natural behavior, so the attempted murder charges were dropped and the shark was charged with assault.
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